“Finding a hot girl in bar is fun”
When you’re out getting drunk with your friends your mind is probably going to turn to getting it on with a lady tonight. There’s no shame in that, but as the night goes on you notice that all of the women are actually really hot in this bar. Sure, you might be in a really good spot, but more likely you’re actually just suffering from beer goggles. Beer goggles are those invisible goggles that you start to develop as soon as you get way too much booze in you. For the night its fine, who cares what she looks like while you’re getting it on? But the next day you’re definitely going to be pissed if you end up waking up next to an ogre of a woman that you also happened to put your dick in. So choose carefully, and follow these rules to figure out if she’s actually hot or you’re way too drunk.
Ask Your Friends
“Know what your friends have to say about her”
All right, so this isn’t exactly something you do on your own, but you have got to rely on friends sometimes. When you finally spot a hot woman you really want to knock boots with, ask your friends if she’s hot. There’s no shame in telling them that you’ve had too much to drink to tell. They might give you shit for it if she ends up being ugly as hell, but at least it’s better than ending up in bed with her. Even if you do believe she’s a total 10, rely on your bros to let you know otherwise.
Look Around Her
If she’s sitting on a barstool all by her lonesome in a corner, it’s probably not because her brain is too big and driving off the other guys. Even a moderately attractive woman will have at least a few guys “accidentally” bump into her or something. It’s horrible etiquette as a person, but in the bars where everyone is drunk, some guys lose their manners. Anyway, if she doesn’t seem to have at someone talk to her or show her any sort of attention, then chances are that she’s not actually very attractive. Either that or she’s rude. You don’t want to get at her for any of the above.
Look at Her Without Her Friends
Women tend to travel in packs at the bar. Whether she’s attractive or not she is bound to have friends around her. But some women are smarter than others and surround themselves with women who aren’t as pretty as they are, even if they aren’t all that hot themselves. So when you see her and think that you’d like to hit it for the night, try to look at her by herself. Get the surrounding overly made-up women or frizzy hair out of eyesight and focus on her face and/or body. That way you aren’t comparing bad to worst.
When in doubt, you can always take the risk. If you think she’s hot enough that night, then give it a try. Just make sure you hit it and quit it. There’s no staying the night, just in case she was terrible and you won’t want to remember it.